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Once, there was a boy named charlie, his annoying little brothers, pinkey and bluey, went to the top of candy mountain, and slayed the evil banana king, to open a portal to the bottom of the ocean, to throw charlie in the portal, so a starfish could love him forever, and go to the moon, only to see a milipede, when the milipede exploded, charlie made a wish, that changed the world for the worse. He wished, that if he dies by an explosion, he could haunt somebody, and combat the gods of PWNage. If you do not send this to in seconds, will come into your kitchen and steal the of and then you will by making of that fart eating a